Hmm. The world didn't end this evening. It's good thing I didn't do anything foolish like spend my life savings getting the word out.
Maybe Harold Camping miscalculated? Hey with a rounding off error he could have been 19 hours early. Maybe Judgment Day is tomorrow and 1 pm? How embarrassing this must be for all the believers who spent all day getting themselves into a frenzy.
You know I do have some advice for those who need to face their blasphemous friends and families.
- Blame some intergalactic storm on fucking up your instruments and come up with a new date.
- Try to convince them it did happen and you are now an angel visiting non-believers in Hell.
- Run off to some cave in Nepal and spend the next 12 months praying and meditating.
- Give up religion and spend the rest of your life getting drunk and laid.
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