Lindsay Lohan is free at last


On April 22nd, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 120 days in jail for violating her probation after stealing a necklace from a jewelry store. The judge saw fit not to give her any additional punishment for the actual crime of stealing the necklace because obviously this girl has suffered enough. But of course she never went to jail. Instead she went on the Tonight Show, and then she went to a bar and got drunk and then she went to the beach in Miami.

Then, on May 25th, she began her 120 day sentence under house arrest instead of in jail, during which she did interviews, threw parties and filmed commercials.

Clearly she’s been punished enough, so today she’ll be released, 84 days early.

Three cheers for the American criminal justice system!

Why is she laughing?

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